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We made green goblin, y'all made up teen Robin
We got iron man , we got Peter
u got cry baby Bruce and a faggot green archer
U got stuck tryin* 2 make yer movies "darker"
But We got avengers --AN'THEY AINT GOT MOTHERS NAMED MARTHA
BOY, Is' no WONDER... too---
....after aquaman, No one's under you....
Little kids won't even wear they D.C. underroos
Get that bat mobile to Jiffy lube..tell the justice league they iffy too
Y'oughta start again wit' a whole new 52!
Marvel at ME punk -an
Thor sa freak an Tony Stark is a panzy
Sep for Black Widow your heroes ain't even manly,
you can't save that shit with cameos from Stan Lee
Marvelous waste should be your new slogan
Your contracts have more claws than logan
screw your purple pants vesion of hulk Hogan
made some hits in the beginnin now like Cap yer frozen
yeah u brought in tons of
but so does every piece of mass media trash
Justice leagues been protecting since 1960
So how s a copy like Avengers gonna come here & dis me
Marvel VS DC
Mine s better===cant you see..
that the better one is...me
MARVEL AT ME it's rhyme time
News, FLASH-- fucking up your time line
Hulk's gonna smash u, marvel will out last you
sup with the gay singer from Glee playin Flash too?!
Yer Doubtful, childish--(dumb)
depicted crappily on dusty cam-er-as
Dump ca woman ...(a) disease carrier
Yall got dead cartoons of a dreadful caliber
Downright creepy, developed cheaply
don't comeback , ya got disssed completely
Girl, Your soft like Carvel
What kind of gay name is Mar-vel??
Most your heroes cant lift a hammer let alone a bar bell
Batman's an icon, Your just
Marvel aint allowed to hangout in real CON s
Try to diss me I don't think you got it in you, I mean like how many Spider Mans have you've been through.
Try to diss me u aint got in
you, I mean like how many Spider Mans have you've been through???
------------I just got done laughing at Batman # 62
The word Marvel s defined
as filled with wonder and astonishment
.but when *YOU* put marvel on something you labeling it as a piece of shit.
We have serious movies not even lil kids can see, your got a movie with a tiny walking tree.
Y alls movies just be funny like sitcoms, we slap Thor with his own hammer and blow it up like Krypton.
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